Fluids and Such

Coffee, wait, Jesus no –tea.

I drink more tea than anything. Maybe ten cups a day.

After tea, it’s beer. Then coffee.

I don’t drink water. Ever. It’s not that I hate water, I just don’t like it.

“But Marko, you’re 70% water, how can you not like that much of yourself?”

My response: “That’s a fine figure. Most people dislike over 85% of themselves.”

Nonetheless, I must have high standards. From now on, if anyone asks me about my self worth, I’m going to say

“Marko? Fuck that guy, he’s like, 70% tapwater.”

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